| Customer: | Waiter! |
| Waiter: | What seems to be the problem? |
| Customer: | There’s a fly in my soup! |
| Waiter: | Try the soup again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. |
| Customer: | No, it’s still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. |
| Customer: | Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? |
| Customer: | A SOUP bowl! |
| Waiter: | Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? |
| Customer: | You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! |
| Waiter: | There may be a ‘get around’ – have you tried eating the part of the soup in which the fly is not present? |
| Customer: | No thanks. I’m sorry, but this soup is completely unusable. |
| Waiter: | Well, have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? |
| Customer: | You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? |
| Waiter: | Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. We can download the latest version for you. |
| Customer: | Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? |
| Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato – it is just out of beta. |
| Customer: | Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the bill. I’m running late now. |
| [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the bill] |
| Waiter: | Here you are, Sir. The soup and your bill. |
| Customer: | This is potato soup. |
| Waiter: | Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t entirely ready – actually, to be honest it wasn’t compatible with your current bowl. Given the time pressure I thought that you’d prefer to go for the previous upgrade. |
| Customer: | Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything. |
| [waiter leaves.] |
| Customer: | Waiter! There’s a bug in my soup! |