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(Kun på engelsk) How to impress a woman: Compliment her,Respect her,Honour her,Cuddle her,Kiss her,Caress her,Love her,Stroke her,Tease her,Comfort her,Protect her,Hug her,Hold her,Spend money on her,Wine and dine her,Buy things for her,Listen to her,Care for her,Stand by her,Support her,Go to the ends of the Earth for her. How to impress a man: Show up naked,Bring food/beer.… Læs mere Hvordan man imponerer…

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(Kun på engelsk) At COMDEX recently, Bill Gates reportedly compared computers with cars, claiming that “If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.” This is not an original comment, as we have heard similar ones… Læs mere Hvis en bil var som en pc’er, så…

Engelsk udgave af “der er en flue i suppen”, som den ville foregå i pc-verdenen (Kun på engelsk) Customer: Waiter! Waiter: What seems to be the problem? Customer: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try the soup again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time. Customer: No, it’s still there. Waiter: Maybe it’s… Læs mere Der er en flue i suppen