{"id":618,"date":"2023-02-12T01:41:19","date_gmt":"2023-02-12T00:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/?p=618"},"modified":"2023-02-12T01:41:19","modified_gmt":"2023-02-12T00:41:19","slug":"der-er-en-flue-i-suppen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/?p=618","title":{"rendered":"Der er en flue i suppen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Engelsk udgave af &#8220;der er en flue i suppen&#8221;, som den ville foreg\u00e5 i pc-verdenen<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(Kun p\u00e5 engelsk)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-stripes\"><table><tbody><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Waiter!<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>What seems to be the problem?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>There&#8217;s a fly in my soup!<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Try the soup again, maybe the fly won&#8217;t be there this time.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>No, it&#8217;s still there.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Maybe it&#8217;s the way you&#8217;re using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>A SOUP bowl!<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it&#8217;s a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>There may be a &#8216;get around&#8217; &#8211; have you tried eating the part of the soup in which the fly is not present?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>No thanks. I\u2019m sorry, but this soup is completely unusable.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Well, have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. We can download the latest version for you.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>The current Soup of the Day is tomato &#8211; it is just out of beta.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the bill. I&#8217;m running late now.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><\/td><td>[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the bill]<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Here you are, Sir. The soup and your bill.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>This is potato soup.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Waiter:<\/td><td>Yes, the tomato soup wasn&#8217;t entirely ready &#8211; actually, to be honest it wasn\u2019t compatible with your current bowl. Given the time pressure I thought that you\u2019d prefer to go for the previous upgrade.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Well, I&#8217;m so hungry now, I&#8217;ll eat anything.<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><\/td><td>[waiter leaves.]<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Customer:<\/td><td>Waiter! There&#8217;s a bug in my soup!<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td>Soup of the day:<\/td><td>\u00a32.20<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Soup upgrade:<\/td><td>\u00a31.20 (special price for registered users)<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Service charge:<\/td><td>None, you just have to pay for the upgrade<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Soup consumed:<\/td><td>Zero<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>Tip left:<\/td><td>Zero<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">This conversation was, allegedly, not overheard in a restaurant in the UK, but conceived by a software engineer at Cisco. It has been augmented, translated into UK English and edited.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">(Kilde: Bloor Research, UK)<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Engelsk udgave af &#8220;der er en flue i suppen&#8221;, som den ville foreg\u00e5 i pc-verdenen (Kun p\u00e5 engelsk) Customer: Waiter! Waiter: What seems to be the problem? Customer: There&#8217;s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try the soup again, maybe the fly won&#8217;t be there this time. Customer: No, it&#8217;s still there. Waiter: Maybe it&#8217;s&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/?p=618\">L\u00e6s mere <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Der er en flue i suppen<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-morsomhed","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":619,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions\/619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fallentin.dk\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}